My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
Nature gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snow blower and vaccun cleaner.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
A baby is a loid noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
Family and friends and faith are the most important things in your life.
Family's first, and that's what matters most. We realize that our love goes deeper than the tennis game.
Family life is the backbone of mankind, and that life is dependent upon mutual giving, sharing, and receiving from each other. It entails the proper use of each other's successes and failures for mutual up-building.
Family is such a fundamental part of Islam, and women run the family. I had to force myself not to impose my own definition of political and social freedom on women in Islam, and approach each story objectively.
Family life is fragmenting in this modern age, but it's up to all of us to keep it together.
Family matters, friends matter, love matters. Those you love and who love you matter. That's what writing does - it allows you to say all those things.
Family doesn't necessarily mean that you have to have a mother, a father, a little brother, and an older sister.
Family planning, birth control, no Muslim family can practice such an understanding.
Family dynamics are true over time, across generations and different cultures.
Family is the most important thing to me. Especially my brother Taulant - we talk about everything together.
Family issues and a failing career would be enough to consume most young actresses.
Family dinner in the Norman Rockwell mode had taken hold by the 1950s: Mom cooked, Dad carved, son cleared, daughter did the dishes.
Family preparedness has been a long-established welfare principle.
Family dinner. Seven-thirty sharp. Tie optional. Straight-jacker required.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Family and friendships are two of the greatest facilitators of happiness.
Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice.
Family - and certainly kids and a stable relationship - is something bigger than yourself. They need you to sit down with them, be there for them when they wake up in the middle of the night.