A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income

Even Wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

The mark of a true MBA is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt.

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dommed.

A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid; the vast limits of their knowledge.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

My act is very educational. I heard from a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Education is the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the ignorant by the incompetent.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopaedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

The only educational aspect of television is that it puts the repair man's kids through college.

You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over past twenty-five years.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

I never let my schooling interfere with my education.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.

Education is very important to me.

Education is the key to the future.

Education is everything. It's for everyone. We all need to be educated.

Education is freedom.

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.

Education is paramount in light of so many things that are out there.

Education is the key in so many ways.

Education is experience, and the essence of experience is self-reliance.

Education must not simply teach work - it much teach life.

Education is a thing to be proud of.

Education and work are the levers to uplift a people.

Education makes you humble, it doesn't make you proud.

Education is the development of power and ideal.

Education is an ornament for the prosperous, a refuge for the unfortunate.

Education is neither eastern nor western.

Education is lacking in most of those who pontificate.

Education is the only solution. Education first.

Education is the methodical creation of the habit of thinking.

Education is our only political safety. Outside of this ark all is deluge.

Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.

Education is not a preparation for life; education is life itself.

Education has for its object the formation of character.

Education is the transmission of civilization.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.