Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.
If I ever had twins I would use one for parts.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your mid-section unprotected.
Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.
There are only two things a child will share willingly, communicable diseases and his mother's age.
As the father of two young girls, I have come to realization that they are just as messy as boys but the dirt that they create around the house is comprised of at least 50% glitter.
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.
If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.