The quickest way to make a million? Marry it.

I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

You must be independent and able to do for yourself. Then you do not have to marry a rich man; you can marry a poor one. And if it is wrong, you can go.

The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the world I want is for a man to understand me and know what's always going on inside my head. It takes away from all my mystery, which, as I've told you before, is the most important thing between a man and a woman.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

I'm not a girl who sits home and knits, you know.

I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

I'm a compulsive buyer. Anything beautiful I see I want. That's how we got the Waldorf Astoria. I told Conrad Hilton, 'I want the Waldorf,' and he bought it. The only problem was I divorced him before the escrow was finished.

As a teenager, I preferred the company of boys to girls, focusing always on the most indifferent male and flirting with him until he became my slave.

I never really mind what people say about me - I am far too unconventional and far too dedicated to being true to myself to let other people's disdain or nastiness upset me for long.

I've never been jealous. I've never had to be.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

If you can fight directly with your mother, you can save a fortune in psychiatrist's bills.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

There is no bigger aphrodisiac than power.

I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

There is nothing wrong with a woman encouraging a man's advances, as long as they are in cash.

A girl must marry for love - and keep on marrying until she finds it.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

It's not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once in a lifetime.

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on me. John Huston's intense, precise directions tortured me.

I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

I deserve attention not because of any talent, but just because of who I am.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.