When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight'.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopaedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer it.

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

I never said half the things I said.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play--and don't play to bring their parents glory.

It gets late early out there.

It ain't over until it's over.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded.

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

When you get to the fork in the road… take it!

It's fun; baseball's fun.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Its deja vu all over again.

Baseball is mental the other half is physical.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it's too crowded.

Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.

If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I never said most of the things I said.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

A nickle ain't worth a dime anymore!

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

We're lost, but we're making good time.

Ninety percent of baseball is mental, the other half is physical.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.