Always be nice to people on the way up because youll meet the same people on the way down.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasnt been asleep.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
When you take stuff from one writer its plagiarism but when you take it from many writers its research.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
God help those who do not help themselves.
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey you.