I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Optimist: A man who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

Nothing recedes like success.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.