If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
I have been absolutely hag-ridden with ambition. If I could wish to have anything in the world it would be to be free of ambition.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.