Mae West Quotes

Im very brave generally he went on in a low voice Only today I happen to have a headache.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon – it's time to cash in.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Youre never too old to become younger.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

You are never too old to become younger!

To err is human - but it feels divine.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The curve is more powerful than the sword.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.