Mae West Quotes

Im very brave generally he went on in a low voice Only today I happen to have a headache.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon – it's time to cash in.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Youre never too old to become younger.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?