Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success worn with pompous dignity.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.