Jimmy Durante Quotes - KalimaQuotes

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

I hate music, especially when it's played.