Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
You will never win if you never begin.
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.