When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.