Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be fools who rushed in.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

Dont be afraid to talk to yourself. Its the only way you can be sure somebodys listening.

Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.

Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for you to rest on them.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

Sex is a two-way treat.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize youre not in shape for it its too far to walk back.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.