Profession: Humorist
Nationality: American
Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
It takes years to make an overnight success.
When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
He hasnt an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
Truth or tact You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible.
It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.
