Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Vote Labor, and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative, and you can live in them.
Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.
Hes turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now hes miserable and depressed.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.
Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self.
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.