Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
No other offense has ever been visited with such severe penalties as seeking to help the oppressed.
You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.
I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure-that is all that agnosticism means.
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.
True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.
Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.
The man who fights for his fellow-man is a better man than the one who fights for himself.
History repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose.
If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
Chase after truth like hell and youll free yourself even though you never touch its coat-tails.
The pursuit of truth will set you free; even if you never catch up with it.
Working people have alot of bad habits, but the worst of these is work.
Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul and brain of man.
If a man is happy in America, it is considered he is doing something wrong.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.