Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.
You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of anything is the fruit it bears. I see no good fruit being born.
Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.
Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes... We now have very secure dishes!
Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.
Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!
Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Dont worry about the world coming to an end today. Its already tomorrow in Australia.
I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.
On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!
There's our excuse... we'll blame everything on the round-headed kid!
I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.
More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.
Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.
Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Centuries like... You get the idea.
Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.
I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.