Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Modern travel would be totally delightful if only I could learn to enjoy boredom, discomfort, and fatigue.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.

Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.

It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy.

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone....

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.

Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.