If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
You can't make a souffle rise twice.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
You can't make souffle rise twice.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.