It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

The best index to a perso's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good and how he treats people who can't fight back.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

Kissing power is stronger than will power.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

The church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, "There you are" and those who say, "Here I am"

You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age.Nothing does --- except wrinkles.It's true,some wines improves with age.But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

The church is not a museum for saints it's a hospital for sinners.

Fight fire with fire and all youll end up with is ashes.

You could move.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.